But then your dice get all greasy! Well… greasier than they usually are!
but what if it gets stuck in some cheese?
the trick is to weight one side properly with a piece of peperoni, so you always get a critical hit.
Soda Can ninja?
Soda Can Ninja!
nooo…I was too late…it iS in fact a soda can ninja
yeah…. I’d just grab an extra cup and roll on my books in my lap…
put the dice in the empty pizza box?
That way they acquire even more quickly that greasy texture that is the mark of true gaming dice!
Um, what gamer *hasn’t* ever used a pizza box to roll in?
No respect for the dice.
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