The idea for this strip came to my mind as I sat down with an insurance salesman and discussed my own life insurance. Fortunately, he was not aware of my own flippist tendencies, and therefore didn’t have any problem at all with selling me some nice, cheap life insurance.

Now, if I die, somebody’s getting some serious money shoved into their pockets. All I have to do now is sit back and wait for the hot, sexy young women to simply line up, trembling with desire and willing to compete in mortal kombat with each other in order to determine which one will get to marry me and then kill me for my money. But little do they suspect that my insurance plan is about as small as I am bald (which means it’s a whole lot of small). I shall be laughing at them from my grave.

Perhaps it’s not the ideal way to go about this sort of thing, but at least I get to use the ultimate pick-up line: “If we get married and I die, you’ll be rich”.

Good hunting;
O

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Just wanted to share a bit of the new stuff getting done over at the Player Character commissioned art page, you know, where people commission art pieces they want done…  and stuff.

The first one is a Neverwinter Nights RPG group, and the second is a couple of Shadowrun characters.

If you want to commission your own stuff, just click here and fill in the form!

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Ok, so I’ll admit I’m slow to post updates on this sort of stuff - but still, I thought some of you might like to check out what sort of artwork people are commissioning. Just click the thumbnails to view the full versions.

If you’d like to commission some artwork of your own, just click here and let me know what you’ve got in mind.

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Ok, so the idea here is that if you have an idea for something you would like to be a COMMISSIONED T-Shirt, all you have to do is go here and put it on the whiteboard. This way, the people over at SPLITREASON and myself can know what all of you want, and thus have a better sense of direction with our next T-Shirts.

I’ll make a banner for it later on, but for now, you can just go and start throwing your ideas at us - and they will be much appreciated.

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I got the news yesterday, and I’m really excited to share it with all of you: The COMMISSIONED Store is now online, active and ready for business! Yes indeed, COMMISSIONED has joined forces with the very nice people over at SPLITREASON and together we have produced shirts that are made entirely of awesome!

To start off we have three shirts:
1-) The COMMISSIONED group shirt (with the whole main cast).
2-) The VERY MANLY BUNNY - PANTY DROPPIN’ POWER shirt (guaranteed to make women sigh).
3-) The CTHULHU NINJA ZOMBIE shirt (with print on the front and back!

If sales go well, we could be seeing a lot of more stuff in the future, so make sure to get rid of those rags you call clothing and get dressed to impress! Just click the images to go visit the store, or click here if you feel like it.

The time has come for us to look good.

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I thought I’d share a bit with you all the art that I’ve been creating during December. The innitial plan was to showcase each completed commission as they got done - but I simply kept that on hold until I had the new site. So let’s make up for lost time and show a selection of what’s been commissioned so far (there’s more, but I chose these 3).

I’ll be sharing most of what gets done with you here, from now on - and if you’d like to commission something, click here to fill in the “Player Character” commission form. There’s still a couple of spots left for January.

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