I think I prefer the bad-ass glitter – if only for some variance.
If only said glitter was shards of crushed glass… Ah the mayhem…
You said “was” twice in the first bubble
I still have glitter in my house from my ex -ex -ex -girlfriend.
Doesnt help that the -ex -girlfriend loved that stuff too…
Wait – is my house now dishonored?
I used to be the Christmas buyer for a department store chain. After a long day of looking at Christmas ornaments in China I was relaxing with some friends in a bar in Hong Kong. Then I saw her . . . the hottest, sexiest, most incredibly attractive girl I have ever seen – and she was smiling at me! Of course I smiled back, then she got up, still smiling and walked over to me. My heart (among other parts) was pounding. She walked up to me, bent down and said, “Do you know that you are covered in glitter?” Stupid occupational hazard.
As a kindergarten teacher I am always covered in glitter. Does this mean I’m supposed to be dead? o.O
No, but you should probably avoid any contact with ninjas, just in case
You quoted TMNT!
I don’t know what ninja was in charge of killing edward cullen, but he did a miserable job.
Does this mean all of the Twiglet vamps are going to be hunted by ninja’s in the epic conclusion to the series?
this would still be a better love story…
anyways, about 30% of women will be killed soon because of glittery lipsticks and makeup…
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