If you sleep belly-up, will I feel compelled to take pictures of you and post them on the internet? Will you stare at me while I sit at the toilet? Will you hide under the furniture when people come to visit? Will you stand right next to me in the kitchen and yell continuously while I get dinner ready? Will you chase flies so you can catch them and eat them? Will you drink up the puddles of water after I take a shower? Will you thrust your nose into anything I eat and then turn away? Will you claw the sofa when you want attention? Will you lie down naked on my keyboard and purr while I try to work?
Actually, that last one would be nice.