To Ariel on his birthdayon August 20, 2010 at 9:02 am
Don’t you just hate it when people have bad taste in cake? I mean, what is easier than buying a nice cake? Sure, they’re not cheap sometimes. But still, if you can’t afford good cake then go for something else entirely. The worst is when you go to some kid’s birthday party and they’ve decided to do “something different”, so instead of the classic chocolate cake they go with some fruity experimental crap.For the record, bundt cake is not an appropriate birthday cake.
Look, it’s called “chocolate cake” for a reason. Everybody likes chocolate. The thing’s even got like… y’know… chemicals and stuff that make you happy. And they’re natural! They don’t even have to add that stuff! Why would anybody abandon the cake that can even make you chemically happy to go experiment with some spongy gourmet crap?
I’m not saying that chocolate cake is the only good cake, but if you’re gonna go with an “alternative” cake, you better make damn sure it tastes just as good and makes me just as happy. Because when people have bad taste in cake, then you can feel free to let them know. You’ll be doing them a favor.
Oh, and happy birthday Ariel. I’m sure your cake will be delicious.