So yeah, 5 years! After all this time, this here comic has become a part of me. I love doing it, definitely want to keep on doing it and absolutely plan to.
But even so, as enthusiastic and proud as I am about all this, I just couldn’t come up with a good idea for a 5-year anniversary comic. I mean, after all; what is COMMISSIONED actually about? How would you describe it? And instead of trying in vain to come up with some crazy situation that I believe would best represent the weirdness that is this webcomic I felt that it would be a nice little experiment to ask the readers about it.
So I posted on Twitter (or “tweeted” as some say, which actually sounds like a tiny fart) for people to reply with how they imagined COMMISSIONED got made, and I said that the one I liked best would get made into today’s comic. The results were not so much surprising as they were eye-opening.
Most of the replies, in some way or another involved either me on a toilet, somebody or something else going on a toilet or simply a whole bunch of feces without a toilet. Normally, most people would saddened by the results, concluding that most people see their work as plain crap. But I firmly believe that even when everything else in the world fails and my life is ruined, I will still be able to look at a toilet and smile.
So, I’m happy.
There were plenty of great responses. We got answeres that had Ninjas, Zombies, a variety of animals, god, gnomes, elves, alcohol and drugs and even a very nice “O makes it, that’s enough” (@nvnetrobotics). In the end, I didn’t actually go with just one, but I mixed ideas from several posts.
@paradoxataur was the first to post that I produced the comic on the toilet.
@Evilseedlet posted that the comic was actually produced by ninja.
@Hoodoo said I pooped and worked it into a comic.
@mashupman said a unicorn poops the comic.
@fdgonthier posted that there are tibetan Ninja living in the Colombian mountains .
@tr00matt claims I have Ninja working in my home and that my cats are their masters.
@gratefulbastard posted that I read the poop, like tea leaves.
So I mixed up the ideas from these posts and came up with the comic you see before you.
Of course, I considered a lot of others. Just like that, I’ll point out some:
@Lelandcurry had an awesome idea involving the cats in dark, hooded robes performing ancient rituals. Real funny mental image.
@Hzurr posted that I made the comic through hip thrusts. I’ll have to try that.
@Cerverous said I use my university students as slaves. I’ll have to try that too.
@Reeshoward claims that I put all the materials into my mouth and vomit the comic. I wanted to draw that one as well.
@Bearbutt posted that I produce the comic in a rather sexual manner. I like that.
@spicypeanut tweeted that Gorillas drew it and pterodactyls flew it all over the world. I like his idea of how the internet works.
And also thanks to all the rest of you that posted ideas. I had great laughs reading them, and I wish I could’ve posted them all here. But then I would’ve just missed some and people would’ve felt insulted. So let me just say “thank you” to everybody for their ideas.
And of course, thank you to everybody that reads, supports or simply has warm fuzzy thoughts about me at least three times a week. It may sound corny, but it’s because of you all that this comic keeps on going.
So! It’s been a great 5 years – but now I have to get back to work. Thanks again!
Good hunting;
O








To be short – thanks for 5 years of great mood every time I got to read your comic, O
And lets make it another 5 years!
: D that was excellent! I have now joined the crowd of people getting weird looks at their office cause they burst out laughing when reading your strip.
By the way, you should definitely make that unicorn panel into a background.
Congratulations O and let’s go for another 5!
Awesome O, just keep up the good work for another lets say…..10 years?
That must prove how much of a life I don’t have that I was first to suggest the toilet.. Yikes! xDD
Unfortunately I came into this comic a little late, and haven’t been here the full five years, but I have read every single strip and watched the site and the comic grow, feeling proud that I could be a part of it, no matter how small. I don’t comment as much as I should, but every (now other) day I look forward to your updates for laughs, both with the comic itself and your rants. It’s been a great, eventful five years. Here’s hoping for another exciting five, and then some.
Also, I KNEW UNICORNS CRAPPED RAINBOW TURDS. Thank you for clearing that up. XD
Gratz, you giant turd!
Well that explains a lot… any more secrets you are hiding from us?
umm, what did the unicorn eat…?
Congratulations Mr.O and thank you for these 5 years, here’s to 5 more
AH i know it all along, crap it..
If that FAQ happens, you will definitely have to link to this comic in response to “How does the comic get made.”
And here I was picturing a naked bald man chained to a drawing table, a pencil awkwardly clutched in a reverse monkey grip, putting to paper the images dictated to him by a spectral Cthulhu Zombie Ninja that crouches in a dark corner.
I wasn’t even close.
I think I’m not alone in demanding a wallpaper of the pooping unicorn
Congrats from Spain for these 5 years!
Been reading you for six months or so, and I LOVE Commissioned.
(Never commented before, sorry! xP )
Congrats man
As we say in Colombia
japi verdei tu yu!!! (or japi verdei to it?? ) who knows
Wasn’t a similar unicorn poop joke just done in the Dr.McNinja comics?
The face of that unicorn is so disturbing, yet he seems so happy..
Feliz cumpleaños a ti feliz cumpleaños a ti, que los sigas cumpliendo hasta que una hemorroide detenga el proceso.
wow, i’;ve been coming here for nearly all that time. It’s been a great 5 years. so here’s to 5 MORE!
and lots of ninjas
Dude, you actually got me all “sentimental” by the end of your rant…
I couldn’t wish anything for you more than a fulfilled artistic and personal life, O. And keeping us hooked on Commissioned!
Best kinds of warm and fuzzy feelings for you.
Sylvain Robert
congrats mr O abnormal, all the best to your incredible comic and it’s creator plus the weird little helpers!
thanks for the weekly fun O. Love the bunnybacon! Is that what vegetarians eat instead of pork or canadian bacon?
Hey man, Thanks for the Birthday Comic Totally Awesome!
Happy fifth-year-of-commissioned birthday-anniversary-extravaganza!
:0
PEW, PEW!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
The bunnybacon is the best!!
Hate to say it, but a unicorn crapping out goodness has been done before….
http://www.threadless.com/product/771/Marshmallow_Factory
But, it still is goodness. And the unicorns look like they’re in the same distress. And they’re both funny.
Keep up the good work, O. And finish a story line once in a while
(I mean, what ever happened to the cyberpunk series? What’s Perky up to, or is she just hanging out [in more ways than one... (o)(o) ] ) <- These last two are actually closing the brackets, not an attempt at some other strange ASCII graphics.
I need more sleep, or more caffeine….
Happy happy times ^^ here’s to another five! Woooo!
oh O, you are amazing…happy 5 years !!!
Happy Birthday, Commissioned!
Keep up the awesome work, O, you really are great.
This here comic has putted a smile and made me laugh since I found it and started reading it, it’s that awesome. I hope we see more of the adventures of elf and dwarf (oh, and weretiger), and I still am waiting for good news about the Zombie Apocalypse Handbook, that was epic.
(Sorry if my English isn’t good, have lost the practice)
So…
Here’s for O and Commissioned, cheers!!
Hey, does this look familiar when compared to today’s comic? http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=39&issue=15 Ninja, Unicorn, and poop?
MAN, PLZ, MAKE A WALLPAPER FROM THE FINAL SQUARE
thx
as for the birthday, congratulations for these five years (althought i just got to know about your comic this year D’= , but i promisse i will read evrything you did before that)
i just love your comics, specially your zombies, they’re the collest looking zombies i’ve ever seen, srsly
well, happy birthday COMISSIONED COMIC and all…
Congratulations on making such a good comic last such a long time.
awesome words .. awesome work ..
i first watch this comic for a friend he send me the link .. and i had to tell u .. couldnt stop laughing, so yeah, thnx for all the laugh u gave us and for those that will come in time ^^
Nice Work O !! Congratulation for those 5 years! Wish you the best for the next 5 years!! The last panel is simply awesome! Even thought some said the idea as already been drawn, no other could come as close to yours The unicorn face is priceless!
Anyway I’ll drink to all the gnomes/dwarves/elves/ninjas/unicorn/cats/zombies/cthullu ninja zombie/ Flamming tavern/CyberHuman/many more that ever came once or more in your comic, A Great artist you are and please make us Laugh for at least 5 more years!
Hail to you!
Guillaume
Gratz O.
Congrats on 5 years man! keep it up! we love you!!
Yesterday, I saw O, riding on his red jeep, I thought, HEY, let’s say hello to O and Congratulate him for his Commissioned Aniversery, …. But I couldn’t.
O looks like one bad MATHA FACKA.
Super Cool Skull Tattoo.
Wishing you another 5 years of drawing a Unicorn’s rainbow shit as interpreted by ninja.
i must have a backgrounds of the unicorn crapping rainbow poo to a team of ninjas!!!
Oh my God, this is AWESOME!
MAKE IT INTO WALLPAPER!
The people have spoken.
It shall be made into a wallpaper.
And there was much rejoicing.
best wishes from germany!
i have been watching your abnormalness since the start and it has become a nice part of my daily routine. one day, (when i am grown up) i´ll have my gnome drunken master (“let´s put a couple of chalices of rum into our mouths!”) drawn by you, i promise!
until then, i wish you all the best of luck for even more abnormality.
Congrats, love the comic and thanks for always putting a smile on my face.
Awesome post O, keep up the good work!