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    <title>The Audiorant</title>
    <description>I rant. In audio. It's the Commissioned Audiorant!</description>
    <link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
    <language>en-us</language>
    <copyright>Copyright 2009</copyright>
    <lastBuildDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate>
    <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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    <webMaster>obsidian@une.net.co (O Abnormal)</webMaster>

    <itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>
    <itunes:subtitle>It's a rant! It's in audio! It's the AUDIORANT!</itunes:subtitle>
    <itunes:summary>The Audiorant is the official Comedy of webcomic creator O, from www.commissionedcomic.com. He rants in audio... so... yeah. </itunes:summary>

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           <itunes:name>O Abnormal</itunes:name>
           <itunes:email>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:email>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>

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<title>Audiorant 12 - 9 is a sad age</title>
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<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! We're getting old! </description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>

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<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 12 - 9 is a sad age </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! We're getting old! </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:45:49</itunes:duration>
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<title>Audiorant 11 - Do you like sex?</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/2010-06-09-Doyoulikesex.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! We're back! And we still suck! </description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jun 2010 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 11 - Do you like sex?</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! We're back! And we still suck! </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:29:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 10 - Luke the weirdo</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0010-2009-04-13.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we talk about underwear, Luke's weird name, Yoda's failures and 40 whole minutes about eh supermarket!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:30:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Audiorant 10 - Luke the weirdo</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we talk about underwear, Luke's weird name, Yoda's failures and 40 whole minutes about eh supermarket!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>01:06:53</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal, toilet, ass pain</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 09 - My ass hurts - but it's OK</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0009-2009-03-30.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we talk about Ass pains, Power Rangers, learning and coolness, toilet cuisine, dissapoiting food and making exceptions</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:30:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle>Audiorant 09 - My ass hurts - but it's OK</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we talk about Ass pains, Power Rangers, learning and coolness, toilet cuisine, dissapoiting food and making exceptions</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:40:17</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal, toilet, ass pain</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 08 - Reach down and scratch</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0008-2009-03-16.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we talk about butt-scratching, cellphone voices and speakers, small toilets, food samples and hair gel. </description>
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<category>Comedys</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 07:50:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 08 - Reach down and scratch </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we talk about butt-scratching, cellphone voices and speakers, small toilets, food samples and hair gel.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:36:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal, toilets, cellphones, butt scratching</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 07 - O's secret on women</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0007-2009-03-09.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today's show is all about women! First we talk about women and bathrooms, then about female gamers and finally about women and weapons. </description>
<enclosure url="http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0007-2009-03-09.mp3" length="17450594" type="audio/mpeg"/>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:48:28 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 07 - O's secret on women </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today's show is all about women! First we talk about women and bathrooms, then about female gamers and finally about women and weapons.</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:48:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal, farts, love</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 06 - Fartin' Nate's Love Story</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0006-2009-02-23.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we've got a lovely, romantic song for you. Plus Dog walking dress-up, porn genres, zombie dreams, small cars, latin american, wet hands and unbrellas! </description>
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<category>Comedys</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 06 - Fartin' Nate's Love Story </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we've got a lovely, romantic song for you. Plus Dog walking dress-up, porn genres, zombie dreams, small cars, latin american, wet hands and unbrellas!</itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:29:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal, farts, love</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 05 - Born before the lines</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0005-2009-02-16.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! There's a lot of small subjects today, so let's not bother listing 'em! </description>
<enclosure url="http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0005-2009-02-16.mp3" length="11425455 " type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Comedys</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 05 - Born before the lines </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! There's a lot of small subjects today, so let's not bother listing 'em! </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:31:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal, old people, stuff</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 04 - The Wurp</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0002-2009-02-06.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today's subjects are 1-) Noon meetings and free stuff 2-) Space zombies 3-) Foot massage 4-) The Wurp 5-) Bald immortality. </description>
<enclosure url="http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0002-2009-02-06.mp3" length="11866112 " type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Comedys</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 04 - The Wurp </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today's subjects are 1-) Noon meetings and free stuff 2-) Space zombies 3-) Foot massage 4-) The Wurp 5-) Bald immortality. </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:32:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal, burps</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 03 - The Hardship of the Urinal</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0002-2008-01-30.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we talk about relationships and bodily funtions. Yup, it's a toilet and love show! </description>
<enclosure url="http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0002-2008-01-30.mp3" length="14756176" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Comedys</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:00:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 03 - The Hardship of the Urinal </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today we talk about relationships and bodily funtions. Yup, it's a toilet and love show! </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:40:59</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal, toilet humour</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 02 - Everybody gets laid at DragonCon</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0002-2008-01-23.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! Today's questions are: 1) My thoughts on conventions 2) Do webcomics help me find girls? 3) What is my Zombie Apocalypse plan? 4) Thoughts on edible underwear 5) Did I have hair when I was a kid? </description>
<enclosure url="http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0002-2008-01-23.mp3" length="11354112" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Comedys</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 02 - Everybody gets laid at DragonCon </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Today's questions are: 1) My thoughts on conventions 2) Do webcomics help me find girls? 3) What is my Zombie Apocalypse plan? 4) Thoughts on edible underwear 5) Did I have hair when I was a kid? </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:31:32</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal</itunes:keywords>

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<title>Audiorant 01 - Smack'a'Boob!</title>
<link>http://www.commissionedcomic.com</link>
<guid>http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0001-2008-01-016.mp3</guid>
<description> Welcome to the Audiorant! It's our very first! Ain't it cute? </description>
<enclosure url="http://www.crappit.com/audiorants/0001-2008-01-016.mp3" length="9052160" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<category>Comedys</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate>

<itunes:author>obsidian@une.net.co</itunes:author>

<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
<itunes:subtitle> Audiorant 01 - Smack'a'Boob! </itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary> Welcome to the Audiorant! It's our very first! Ain't it cute? </itunes:summary>
<itunes:duration>00:25:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>audiorant, Comedy, Comedying, Comedyer, ranting, comics, O, obsidian, abnormal</itunes:keywords>

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