Available for Preorder: Commissioned Liquid Holdings

by Dern on January 15, 2011 at 4:43 am
Posted In: News

After looking at the results from the poll, we were getting a pretty clear picture of a few front-runners. Really more like four different front-runners, but we can only go with three right now.
First up, the first Commissioned Coffee Mug, for $15:

Second, we’ve got the stainless steel water bottle for $20. It had a couple “trump” votes for it, in that Obsidian wanted one for himself ASAP. For that matter, I’ll be buying one of these, too:

And finally, the Commissioned Pint Glasses. You can either buy them individually for $10 apiece, or $50 for a set of 8:

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Daily Ninja!

by O on January 14, 2011 at 7:50 am
Posted In: Stuff

Hello Abnormals. My names is O and I’m here to tell you about the DAILY NINJA!

It’s probably my favorite thing about the NINJA CLAN, and it’s basically a little project I’ve got where I draw one ninja, every day, for the duration of the entire year. That’s 365 days of pure Ninja!

As you can see in the preview image conveniently located on the left, the year has 14 days so far, and we’ve got 13 Ninja in there waiting for you (I still haven’t drawn today’s). So far we’ve got all sorts of stuff from the classic Ninja to the clown Ninja, going through flowers, furries and even buckets. Personally, I’m very excited about what sort of weird stuff I’ll have to come up with halfway through the year when ideas start running short.

So if you needed a reason to join the NINJA CLAN, and larger versions of the comic or exclusive merchandise just don’t quite cut it, then maybe 365 NINJA might change your mind?

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A Toast to Commissioned… With What?

by Dern on January 13, 2011 at 2:08 am
Posted In: News

We’re in the early design phase for … well, something here at Commissioned. Namely, objects that are very good at holding liquids for putting into your face. Coffee mugs, steel bottles, glasses, travel mugs, shot glasses, and their ilk. They’re all things that we’d like to do, but we have to narrow down what we want to first.
I’ve put together a quick poll here. Basically, if a Commissioned mug/travel mug/travel bottle/shot glass/pint glass/pilsner glass will complete you, please check the box on which you like the most. Heck, I’ll even give you up to three different things to pick, if you can’t decide. Also, I’m able to calculate out some rough estimates as to what each item will cost you.
If we get a clear front-runner or two, I’ll be sure to get something ready for pre-order ASAP.

What type of Commissioned Liquid Holdings do you want to buy? (The price in parenthesis is an estimate of what they'd cost you) (pick no more than three).

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Yup, definitely should buy a better webcam…

by O on January 12, 2011 at 7:45 pm
Posted In: Artwork, Sketches

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New Merch: The Baldman Poster

by Dern on January 4, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Posted In: News

Yes, now you too can have a poster of a near-naked giant Obsidian on your wall. The poster is a 18×24 print with a white border, and is printed on 80# glossy coated cover stock.

Also, we’re temporarily out of stock of the Zombie Alphabet poster. We’ll be taking this opportunity of a second printing to make the next round glossy. After seeing how the glossy technique looked on this Kaiju masterpiece (also by O), it’s been decided that for the foreseeable future all posters from Swag Shark will be glossy.

We’ll be sending an order in to the printers on Jan. 15. Any posters bought between now and then will be in the first batch filled. Also note: the Baldman poster will be kept in extremely limited stock. Our warehouse guy said that it officially weirds him out.

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