I’m not really sure how well-versed my female readers are in urinal etiquette. I mean, it seems like something every human being should know, but then again I can’t imagine any reason why a female would need to know these sort of things. Still, if you’re a woman that might be interested in learning a bit about how the men’s bathroom works, just look up “urinal etiquette” in Google.
As for men, I don’t care if you think it’s funny or not, but if you don’t understand this comic, then you need to turn in your male badge and gun. You’re suspended.
Good hunting;
O
If i was routinely carying weapong I’d do that too XD
I cant pee in the urinals, i gotta use the stalls :I
I knew a guy who loved to do this on purpose to mess w/ ppl. To say the least I found him to have an irritating personality.
Funny, I had the exact same thing happen to me today… Guy in bright red overalls took the urinal next to mine from the available 8. Never zipped up so quickly!
This is fucking great.
Only 1/3 of my female friends understand urinal etiquette. The rest all think I’m being weird.
If you don’t know about male restroom etiquette, here is a helpful YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw (the part most relevant to the comic is around the 3:00 mark)
God, i’m suspended !
You should be dishonorably discharged, for it is simply unthinkable, how a male could not know the urinal etiquette.
What is amusing is how you can see indirect manifestations of this on ranges of three urinals: the middle one is usually the cleanest, and the least likely to be out of order, both for being the least used.
once at the unversity, I saw a student following a teacher, and talking to him, while the teacher was peeing.
I know we are a strange bunch at my company, but we sometimes ocuppy three urinals and have short meetings while we pee (all male, of course…)
I hate urinals and always use a stall when available. Nothing relaxing about standing around in the open with your pants open.
I dislike urinals and I’m a lady. With a cubicle you have a dual function of being to urinate and defecate in one sitting.
I did hear a somewhat funny story about a urinal mishap though from a very good friend of mine, I shall call him J for the purposes of this.
J went to a urinal to do his business. Because he was in the process of passing a kidney stone (they can take weeks to pass through), he was passing blood in his urine. Stranger comes along, sees the blood and promptly passes out. I don’t think J has used a urinal since and I can’t blame him.
@Carnas
Now _that_ is funny! It’ll teach the passing stranger never to look at another mans junk or his business.
Stalls are the gentleman’s pee O. 8)
I’m the only one that thinks that there’s no way that ninja could reach those urinals, unless… :ifyouknowwhatimean:
Hm… I don’t know what it says about me as a woman that I actually got this joke without looking up bathroom etiquette on Google. I mean that it just seems obvious that as a strait male, if there are other urinals available that you would naturally choose one as far away from another male as possible…. I mean aren’t men kind of freaked out by another guy standing right next to them while they pee?
Heck I don’t know about other women, but I usually adhere to the same etiquette in the ladies room. Knowing there is another lady in the stall right next to me if there is a choice for some separation just kind of bugs me… I mean… seriously, I don’t want to listen to her grunting or farting right next to me if that’s what she’s gotta do.
This is awesome O! I actually learned something new today!
So called “urinal ettiquette” is for men with self confindence issues. Real men don’t care.
Pashakitty- I was just going to say the same thing…that woman mostly adhere to this rule even in stalls…that’s why we always check for feet!