Technically, I didn’t really miss the movie. It’s still in some theaters, and I could go watch it if I wanted to. But it’s dubbed into Spanish – and I’ll be damned if I have to listen to the one or two lines Darth Maul has in the entire movie and feel like I’m watching SPACE ZORRO.

Of course, I’m well aware that Maul appears later on in several forms, like cloned and “oh-hey-look-they-brought-me-back-to-life”. It’s almost like the guys realized they didn’t truly have a surplus of awesome characters so they decided that maybe it wouldn’t be such a good idea to kill off the really awesome ones they did have. It’s like they’ve got a bad case of superhero comic book writer syndrome.

Oh well, guess I’l have to wait until it’s released on BluRay (or whatever we’re using in the future) and 3D televisions are not just good but affordable.

So probably never.

Good hunting;