1- I honestly believe “Sergio” is an excellent name for a gigolo hog. I might make “Sergio the Gigolo Hog” a recurring character. I might.
2- I dare you to insert “Thank my hog” in any of your conversations today. Just… don’t get fired over it.
So I did my research and found out that male pigs are the ones supposed to have extra-long orgasms. The information I found on female pig orgasms, however, was somewhat contradictory and unreliable. Some sources said that female pigs didn’t have orgasms, other sources going as far as saying that most female mammals didn’t have orgasms at all. Other sources said that they did, and that they were – in fact – long and wonderful.
Seeing that I spent a good portion of my afternoon reading about pigs and their orgasms, I’d like to take the optimistic approach to things and believe that both pig sexes have long and amazing orgasms and that we should start looking into having some pigs give us seminars and such. Move over, tantric sex, porcine sex is where it’s at.